Day 29: When your syringe don't work like it used to before...

I'm channeling my inner Ed Sheran today. None of my syringes work anymore. I guess they have a 4 week life span. So I decided I was going to just drink my ensure straight up, with my mouth. AND it worked!!!! So now I'm enjoying my free venti white mocha (thank you Asian woman who didn't understand what drink she ordered) with my mouth! So syringe suckling! It's fantastic. Utterly fantastic. I also went to my surgeon yesterday (well the resident saw me) and she informed me I have ulcers all over my mouth, which I already knew. I've been throwing salt everywhere in my mouth to get rid of them. My friend says whiskey does the trick but I seem to be all out of that. I have pain still but it's not as bad as before. Now, I'm going to sip on Starbucks like a normal human.